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Alpaca

I’m Paco the alpaca. I just sort of followed Hemingway here. We had some sad days once. One day we were walking together, and he said “Bro, this place is bumming me out – we need to live the Alpaca life, dude! We need fresh air to breathe and flies to annoy us – Dude, don’t fight it – let’s just get on this truck to Destination Unknown” … So here we are at the farm. Hemingway and I are like one alpaca in two bodies. I complete his sentences. We get our necks tangled up. He looks one way and I look the other. We like to play this game where we stay so close to each other that not even a fly can come between us! Neither of us like July. We are the only two here who speak Alpaca. Although we speak the same language, sometimes I don’t know what he is talking about – bro this, dude that…. I had an apple once – I dropped it – it got all dirty and I just couldn’t eat it after that.

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ROUTE 15 SOUTH CLOSURE ALERT

Due to an emergency, Route 15 South is temporarily closed in Jefferson. 

Please check your directional apps for alternate routes.

Safe travels and we will see you soon!